Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda pic.twitter.com/GPlS3gSj5S
— Brendan Greeley (@bhgreeley) March 21, 2018
↑ 研究了我的生活习惯之后，我女儿在报纸上加上了她的“政治议程”：“我可以养一狗吗？是真的那种！”
LMFAOOOOOOOOO I just walked in on my son eating wings in the bathtub 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jG6qHFizWS
— mum (@TheMilfGod) June 10, 2016
↑ 哈哈哈哈哈，看到儿子在洗澡的时候啃鸡翅。
My kid did an interview with her cat pic.twitter.com/PCdnBTiRNs
— Paul Duane (@MrPaulDuane) December 4, 2017
↑ 我家娃给猫做了个访谈。
mum has just found a draw full off piss that my 3 year old brother has been pissing in and he blamed the dog HAHA!!! pic.twitter.com/9F0VSDywoa
— phoebe bartlett (@phoebebartlett_) October 24, 2017
↑ 妈妈刚发现我三岁孩子拉了一抽屉尿，然而他说是狗拉的...
Someone ate my sisters’ leftovers..... she been like this for 2 hours😂😂 pic.twitter.com/qymQmhgrI5
— Akira🎀 (@kiraaa__9) March 11, 2018
↑ 有人吃了我妹妹的剩饭，她已经保持这个表情两个小时了！
5 yr old son: Mommy, I forgot that I shouldn't pick my nose. But it's ok, I put it back in my nose after.
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) September 7, 2016
He says while holding my hand.
↑ 我五岁儿子跟我说：“麻麻，我忘记不能抠鼻屎，但是没事，我已经把它塞回去了”。他说的时候一边抓着我的手
6yo: Can I turn on the hose outside?
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 24, 2016
Me: Ya, ask Mommy - she's out there
6yo: I can't
Me: Why not?
6yo: She already said "no"
↑ 六岁娃：“我可以打开外面的浇水管吗？” 我：“去问妈妈，她在外面。” 他：“我不能去问了！” 我：“为啥不能？” 他：“她已经说了不行”
My 1-year-old insisted that I read her this book.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2017
It's going to be a long morning. pic.twitter.com/uXpGJLnAT2
↑ 我一岁的女儿坚持说这是她的睡前读本。
My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye"
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 6, 2017
↑ 我朋友的孩子睡觉前碎碎念：“不要忘记订阅哦”，因为看太多Youtube视频，他以为这句话是再见的意思。
This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight pic.twitter.com/Doavgl6ZX1
— huss #EMBARRASSING (@CallMeHuss) September 3, 2015
↑ 这孩子问我要彩虹糖吃，但是我已经吃完了。于是飞行全程他就这样盯着我。
来源: Buzzfeed
