已经成为众矢之的的 United Airlines（UA）似乎已经“放弃抵抗”，但是依旧无法平复网友们的怒气。在这种时间段，每个网友似乎都想为UA的“倒闭”尽一份绵力，在最近的几个小时内，Twitter 上发出新标签#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos 就再次爆红，人人争当段子手，只为UA取一个新 Motto。（其实大部分 Motto 英文更有意思，小编选择了一部分翻译成中文）
"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!" - @LAMusing
我们有红眼航班和黑眼航班
Don't let life drag you down, leave that to us - @dannyreallife
不要让生活击倒你，让我们来
"Our prices are unbeatable! Our passengers however..." - @JaimieRobertB
我们的价钱，没人能打得过，我们的乘客嘛...
You carry on, we carry off - @SnapDad42
We put the hospital in hospitality - @FadhelCherif
Normal flights have cabin crews, we have bouncers - @NKS1806
他们有空乘，我们有门卫
Board as a doctor, Leave as a patient. - @fanqin0619
上机是医生，下机变病人
Game of Seats! New season opens at @united - @nileshbhise
新一季的『Game of Seats』，就在美联航！
You can run but you can't fly - @Fake_UnitedPR
闪可以，飞不了
Would you like a neck pillow? Or a neck brace? - @dammit_rick
您想要一个颈枕，还是颈托？
Beat downs are COMPLIMENTARY in Economy & Economy Plus! - @DeborahCrossChi
我们的经济舱和超级经济舱免费供应击倒服务！
If we overbook, you'll catch a right hook. - @Swankbaank
You can take the $800 for another flight, or risk it all for our big surprise... - @allhailcollins1
Now serving punch - @migs_santos
现在开始供应拳头
Tell us your safe word at check in - @theflipgod
We'll drag you all over the world - @rdu3_richard
拖你游遍全世界。
No volunteers? Unseat -> Beat -> Repeat - @SatheshSRajah
The captain has turned on the no passenger sign - @WTMartyn2
『No Passenger』指示灯已经亮起
We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class - @WTMartyn2
"We overbooked but you pay the price." - @dgjohnsonm
我们超售了，但是你会付出代价
We can re-accommodate you the easy way... or the hard way - @jim_macd
If we can’t seat you, we will beat you - @singhaim
没座位给你，打你还不行吗？
Did you want a window seat or a concussion? - @ThatBrandyn
请问您想要靠窗的座位，还是脑震荡？
Flight: $400, checking a bag: $25, getting dragged down the aisle: priceless - @brobcohen
机票：$400，行李托运：$25，走道拖人：免费
Not Enough Seating? Time For A Beating! - @Warbot2003
We have an offer you can't refuse. No really. - @BirdieWings80
United Airlines Survival Kit. Airfare sold separately. - @RedTube
美联航急救包有售，机票另算
来源: Twitter
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