#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos 大批网友开始恶搞 UA 的广告词

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已经成为众矢之的的 United Airlines(UA)似乎已经“放弃抵抗”,但是依旧无法平复网友们的怒气。在这种时间段,每个网友似乎都想为UA的“倒闭”尽一份绵力,在最近的几个小时内,Twitter 上发出新标签#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos 就再次爆红,人人争当段子手,只为UA取一个新 Motto。(其实大部分 Motto 英文更有意思,小编选择了一部分翻译成中文)

"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!" - @LAMusing

我们有红眼航班和黑眼航班

Don't let life drag you down, leave that to us - @dannyreallife

不要让生活击倒你,让我们来

"Our prices are unbeatable! Our passengers however..." - @JaimieRobertB

我们的价钱,没人能打得过,我们的乘客嘛...

You carry on, we carry off - @SnapDad42

We put the hospital in hospitality - @FadhelCherif

Normal flights have cabin crews, we have bouncers - @NKS1806

他们有空乘,我们有门卫

Board as a doctor, Leave as a patient. - @fanqin0619

上机是医生,下机变病人

Game of Seats! New season opens at @united - @nileshbhise

新一季的『Game of Seats』,就在美联航!

You can run but you can't fly - @Fake_UnitedPR

闪可以,飞不了

Would you like a neck pillow? Or a neck brace? - @dammit_rick

您想要一个颈枕,还是颈托?

Beat downs are COMPLIMENTARY in Economy & Economy Plus! - @DeborahCrossChi

我们的经济舱和超级经济舱免费供应击倒服务!

If we overbook, you'll catch a right hook. - @Swankbaank

You can take the $800 for another flight, or risk it all for our big surprise... - @allhailcollins1

Now serving punch - @migs_santos

现在开始供应拳头

Tell us your safe word at check in - @theflipgod

We'll drag you all over the world - @rdu3_richard

拖你游遍全世界。

No volunteers? Unseat -> Beat -> Repeat - @SatheshSRajah

The captain has turned on the no passenger sign - @WTMartyn2

『No Passenger』指示灯已经亮起

We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class - @WTMartyn2

"We overbooked but you pay the price." - @dgjohnsonm

我们超售了,但是你会付出代价

We can re-accommodate you the easy way... or the hard way - @jim_macd

If we can’t seat you, we will beat you - @singhaim

没座位给你,打你还不行吗?

Did you want a window seat or a concussion? - @ThatBrandyn

请问您想要靠窗的座位,还是脑震荡?

Flight: $400, checking a bag: $25, getting dragged down the aisle: priceless - @brobcohen

机票:$400,行李托运:$25,走道拖人:免费

Not Enough Seating? Time For A Beating! - @Warbot2003

We have an offer you can't refuse. No really. - @BirdieWings80

United Airlines Survival Kit. Airfare sold separately. - @RedTube

美联航急救包有售,机票另算

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基叔8 个月前